Hamburger Mary’s Houston

Hamburger Mary’s Houston

Eat, Drink and be ... Mary!

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The first Lone Star Hamburger Mary’s is nestled in Houston’s Montrose neighborhood amongst many of the city’s best bars and hangouts. Ya’ll come visit soon!



Hamburger Mary's
Based on 2214 reviews
20:07 13 Sep 23
So much fun! Delicious drinks, yummy food, and great entertainment!! Try the Caramel apple martini. You won't be disappointed. We will definitely be back!
03:07 05 Aug 23
So much fun! Delicious drinks, yummy food, and great entertainment!! Try the Caramel apple martini. You won't be disappointed. We will definitely be back!
Jenny Guzman
13:11 02 Aug 23
So went for coworkers birthday. Was not at all what I expected very disappointed it was not a real show at all it's more drag queens lip singing and just collecting their money from the crowd it was boring after the 2nd one.. they have no real talent thats entertaining the crowd.. the host was the only good one cause she was actually making jokes in between acts. The food was rushed out all wrong was not what we ordered and not good he asked if I wanted fajita honey I know the difference from fajita and ground beef. The drinks were good tho.
Chrysty C.
09:20 30 Jul 23
The Grant location is closed. It's been closed for over a year. They are now located downtown on Prairie street. The website is messed up. But no one seems...
Kirra R.
19:02 08 May 23
So much fun and a great show!! These ladies have pizzazz and are always gorgeous, funny and entertaining
Reginald Clark, Jr.
18:43 28 Apr 23
I used to frequent Hamburger Mary’s at its old location. This was my first experience at the new location, and it was mind blowing. The drag brunch was very entertaining. Each act was full of energy, had elegant wardrobe changes, and offered a variety of different tunes.
Jenny H
11:24 27 Mar 23
What a fun place to go! We love the new location! The performances we fantastic. We had a party of 20 and the service was on point!
lizzy Bee
14:37 11 Mar 23
Where do i start? Lol, okay first of all the show was amazing no doubt, the drinks were delicious, so good that i got a bit tipsy, lol, okay a lot tipsy. But y'all let me tell you all about the food , goodness oh my it was finger licking delicious. I might have gained 15 pounds that night but it was very well deserved. If you all want a good show and good drinks with great food ,this is an amazing place to come to. The performances were Very well executed.
Tia Casper Cook
17:42 05 Mar 23
Went in for a great time with family and a great show. Mary’s never disappoints me. We all had a blast. They still give good food and drinks at a cost and show fee is $15 a person
Michele Nagel
22:22 28 Jan 23
Absolutely the best experience I have had in a long time. I would visit again and again without a doubt. The host was stunning and the ladies were just so gorgeous. Keep up the good work!!!
J M.
15:14 28 Jan 23
Amazing service and the cast are absolutely amazing!!! If you want to see a great drag show this is the place to be!!
Gabino Garcia
12:03 27 Jan 23
Amazing place for date night with the wife. Great food, the waiter was the best!!!Best drag show in town, all around one of the best atmospheric places in Houston.Would definitely return for the food and laughs.Definitely recommend. But be ready to spend some money.
C Akonful
19:25 29 Nov 22
Great birthday experience to celebrate with other ppl and have fun and laugh and dance.
Kimberly Lainez
00:36 31 Oct 22
First time ever coming here and may I say the experience is everything. Great food, drinks and entertainment! Will definitely be coming back to see these QUEENS! ☺️❤️
Brian Thoele
18:34 15 Oct 22
Such a great space and an amazing Saturgay Brunch Drag show. The performers put on a spectacular show with high energy and excitement!!!
Krystal Trevino
16:23 14 Sep 22
Ohmygosh! So so so much fun!!! I have never been here and the experience was fantastic! The performers were so good, outfits, makeup, song selections! Everything! Even the person attending to us was so sweet! I had no idea to bring ones but thankfully ATM is on site and they have someone to exchange the bills 🙂 parking was a breeze for a Saturday. Overall loved it! I will definitely be back! Oh and the margaritas are delicious!
Jackson Hearn
11:55 22 Aug 22
The food is not the reason you go here. I've had better breakfasts in the lobby of a Motel 6. I understand that they have yet to get a permit to open their kitchen (supposedly it will be open next week), but it still sucks to have to eat this gas station food off of Styrofoam trays that butchers use for packaging meat.That said, the staff is very friendly, and the drinks were good.
Mandi K.
11:01 14 Aug 22
Absolute best drag queens in Houston doing these brunches! Drinks are amazing. So much fun! Norvina is our favorite Houston queen, but all the queens were...
Mason Cruz
16:51 19 Jul 22
I’ll start by saying that the drag performance was really good! They queens definitely knew what they were doing and how to hold an audience. The reasoning behind the three stars given is due to the options available at the buffet. It was average. Also, seating was pretty tight. I was not able to walk around tables (which seemed to be fold up tables) and felt uncomfortable getting up, it was so tight. Drinks were large, but expensive and not as strong.
Jonathan C.
12:34 29 Jun 22
This place is loads of fun. The burgers are great, the drinks are delicious and the music is fabulous. Finally someone plays real dance music. And of course...
Elizabeth Martinez
00:05 20 Jun 22
The girls were F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!!! I was honored to have been picked on during show, it was fun! Bring dollars! 4 pm Brunch Show includes: limited buffet, which my party thought sucked and a drink for $25
Nikishiah McClenton
13:31 30 Apr 22
The performers were amazing but the new location is a little small and seating was a bit cramped. Also, i loved the food at the old place but the new one doesn't have a fully functioning kitchen yet so it is buffet style only and everyone is required to pay for buffet even if you are not eating. To their defense, the new location is not officially ready so maybe more upgrades will be done in the near future. I still really enjoyed the experience.
Joe Gonzalez
00:32 29 Apr 22
Parking wasn't too bad on the weekend and free along the street. The catered food was delicious (kitchen under repairs?) and the drag was exquisite! I brought my boyfriend for his first drag show and it did not disappoint! The drinks were great and service was attentive both at the bar and in the showroom. Bring some cash and they'll break it down into singles for you to tip the dolls!Overall a wonderful experience and I hope to stop by again!
Donnie J.
14:14 14 Apr 22
They r amazing and it's a fun atmosphere and it's good for all ages so u can bring your family have a bday party
Nayeli A.
08:12 10 Apr 22
Awesome!! Very nice place to have a good time !! The show it's very amazing. And the music 100@
Jeffrey R.
15:55 30 Mar 22
love coming here for drag brunch! good food and strong drinks. only thing i didn't like is that they consider 4 ppl a large group and had the large group...
23:16 28 Mar 22
Very dishonest bartenders! Please avoid this place at all costs.Was charged $34 for two shots. The most expensive shots I’ve ever paid for.Please, there are more affordable options in the area. You can get top shelf cocktails from more upscale places for around the same price. This place isn’t worth it.
Trenesia S.
19:51 19 Feb 22
It's always a great time here . The girls are entertaining it's a great vibe food is typical bar food no complaints tho .. drinks are fun ... atmosphere is...
Christopher D.
15:35 10 Feb 22
This location is closed so need to update the information Just call before you arrive
Isabel C.
15:15 25 Jan 22
This place is a vibe... good drinks, good services and awesome entertainment you cannot be shy!!
D Sh
20:34 11 Dec 21
What a great place!!! We went here for our friend's birthday and had a blast! The servers and staff is real fun,quick and efficient. The drinks are good as well but were little on the weak side. That day they were out of quite a few food items as well BUT what they lacked in those areas was beyond made up by the Drag show!!! Bearded lady is beyond hilarious and the queens are just so talented. My goodness did we have a fantastic time and the Latina Queen even did a special Selena segment!! Absolutely loved it and can't wait to go back.
Gary Pugh
14:56 08 Dec 21
Wow what an amazing experience!!The Drag Queens Show was really awesome!We went for my daughter's 22nd birthday, ..and was not disappointed.The staff was very attentive, the drinks were tasty .. and the Queens were outrageously fun!It is just about as much fun to watch the other patrons watching the show. It's very interactive and all encompassing.Bring lots of $1 bills to tip the performers. They really earn the money .. such fun!!
Marianne C.
07:59 07 Dec 21
Super fun outing for adults!Friendly staff and amazing entertainers!I will definitely be back!
03:37 06 Dec 21
This was my first time attending this establishment and it did not disappoint at all. Completely worth it. The entertainment was amazing all the queens performances were great. Lady Shamu was the host and she is too funny let's just say by the end of the show she was "pregnant ". Food was good and you must try the Pride Punch.
Savannah Powell
21:36 30 Nov 21
This place definitely did not disappoint me in any way! I was so excited to celebrate my birthday with all these beauty's! The show, the vibe, the hospitality, drinks and the food were awesome! I will definitely be going back! I highly recommend going for any occasion! Thanks for such a wonderful show and being apart of my special day! ❤
Clarissa Cameron
16:14 24 Nov 21
Beyond the best drag show I have ever seen! We came all the way from Florida on vacation and decided to dip in and see what Houston Queens had to offer. We were not disappointed, beautiful and entertaining. The food was delicious and the server Gigi was friendly and you can tell she's having fun while working. You should definitely stop in for a show, bring your dollar bills, the queens love tips as they deserve them for all their hard work they put in to entertain you as a guest. ❤🌈👠💄
Alysia Lil One
21:38 17 Nov 21
This place is amazing. Great food,staff, and the show, well it was awesome. My 1st time visiting and I will ne going back. I had the chicken sandwich with fries and my friend had the beyond burger. Drinks were also great. I get what you pay for and they don't skimp. I even got a t shirt. Eat drink and by Mary!
Angelique Burns
00:50 14 Nov 21
Honest reviewFood was great. Drinks on point!Performances mehhh....whenever I think of a drag show, I think flips, twirls and death drops! If you like queens who just sing to the music this will be your spot. If looking for a Performance choose another show.I also had no idea 20% gratuity was charged before I left an additional tip. Overall I think I'll pass.THE HOST WAS GREAT!!!
Giovanna Matias
02:07 11 Nov 21
The burgers here are top notch. Environment was spectacular. Service was AMAZING. I didn't know that you have to tip the dancers as they dance but next time I'm coming prepared! They deserve every dime. GREAT performances!! LOVED IT!!
Eliana Parker
03:54 18 Sep 21
Always a good time. These queens know how to party. Try the spicy pickles! You won't regret it. 😉
DeWayne R.
22:37 08 Aug 21
Let me start by saying that you need to bring your own hand sanatizer and some cash for tips (they have an ATM at the entrance). Also, be aware that the...
Silvia Moreno
18:18 24 Jun 21
Such a fun animated place and great place for cocktails. Be Mary and enjoy good food too. Dancing in the patio is encouraged
Tosha R.
20:46 21 May 21
What's not to love about drag queens and drinks? Arrived for the 7p show. Blackberry the Bearded Lady happened to stop by the dj booth near our table and...
15:44 04 May 21
This was awesome and a super fun place to eat some really tasty burgers and be entertained at the same time! Awesome, energetic drag performers did their thing with a gusto. You'll be dancing and singing along with them (unless you're boring party poop). Blackberri, the host was so funny, engaging and entertaining! Loved it!
Marcela L.
19:22 12 Oct 19
Had an awesome time. Had a Mother daughter night. Made reservations the day before. Weren't sure if it was ok for minors. Called to confirm and they assured...

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