La Pose

Are we for real? The main attraction was a game of bingo; The drinks on the menu have incorrect serving sizes; Allergy information was generated by AI; The bar ran out of almost all its shots during the first half of the show; The main dance floor is tucked away; The arcade machines are set up incorrectly; The dance floor is almost empty. But the service is fine.

I’ve been there a couple of times before, but yesterday was truly amazing. The waiter was fantastic and so friendly. The food is delicious and reasonably priced. I’m definitely planning to return.

Definitely my favourite gay club in Warsaw. Not only is it the most spacious one of them all — at least on weekends, when it offers two dance floors, three bars and an entire labyrinth of more or less cosy spots to chat with old friends or people you have just met — but the team is also simply outstanding. You can feel it from the moment you walk in, when Ola at the cloakroom handles everything at lightning speed and always kindly tries to help those who have forgotten something in the pockets of their coats. The bartenders, especially their queen Julianna, do their job insanely well, as does the rest of the staff. The crowd is wonderfully diverse — not only in terms of age, gender or nationality, but also because the place attracts some great allies, who become a refreshing part of the acquaintances you make there. It is definitely worth coming on Fridays, Saturdays, and also on Wednesdays, when from 9 p.m. to midnight the madness of gay bingo takes place — basically perfect preparation for retirement in Miami.

Two of bartenders are creeps. Both had black hair and one had a beard. I ordered a drink downstairs on Friday night/Saturday morning and the one bartender grabbed a napkin and held it on my chest to hide my cleavage claiming that the other one was new and was insinuating that he was easily distracted and I had to cover up. They both laughed about it as I got increasingly more uncomfortable. My boyfriend confronted them later and they claimed to not speak English until he put it into translate and they said it was a joke but wouldn’t happen again. Other than that the vibes and the music were great. We still had a great night but what they did was completely unprofessional and honestly so creepy considering it should be a safe space for everyone. If it weren’t for them I would recommend this place to everyone.

I generally enjoy this place, but from time to time I’ve experienced uncomfortable situations, such as unfriendly staff, which can ruin the atmosphere and take away from the enjoyable experience I expect from a place like this. I like coming here for the karaoke nights, but after attending several times, I’ve noticed that the system used to play requested songs does not seem to follow a consecutive order. The DJ appears to give preference to certain people, many of whom sing only one song and then leave, while the rest of the guests—those who stay longer and spend money on drinks—often do not get the chance to sing. If luck is on our side, we may manage to sing one song. I’ve noticed that this seems to be a common practice in some karaoke venues across the city, but I find it unfair and disappointing. Please consider improving this system. When I attend a karaoke night, it is because I want to sing, not to attend a concert featuring the DJ’s friends.