The Church

A very honest review. So we re getting in full front the most weird guys of Manchester flirting with the girls, if you don't flash your (u know what to the bouncer) (which by the way he can barely bench press 20kg (temu version) then you re not getting in. Beside his big ego, I wish his biceps were as big as his ego. He s even got a big mouth. Anyway, if you re a guy, you won't let be in just cus u might hurt his lil ego . These are the 2 guys. I genuinely Hope they find god and be authentic . Very unprofessional

Me and my friend came here and although we had fun here it did seem like the kind of place that could get a bit sketchy. They do karaoke and most people are awful so it's quite funny. People seem to be quite legless drunk here. The staff seemed fine, we were served quickly but drinks were quite expensive. There was some strange people in there - It was a memorable experience. The toilets were pretty gross. The middle stall was like a horror movie. I don't know if someone had projectiled from the mouth or rear but it wasn't nice to see. I would recommend it just for how hilariously bad it is.

We ordered cocktails - girl at the bar took about 20 minutes to try and make them (place was dead) only to inform me they run out of an ingredient, after she poured 6 other drinks for other customers while three other bar staff members were standing and starring into the abyss... it then took another 5 minutes to come up with a solution - which had to come from me not the bar staff…We were offered gin with strawberry. We got a glass of strawberry syrup (not diluted) with a splash of gin - which was simply vile…. Sugary coma and quick death from sugar overdose guaranteed - perhaps we should inform trading standards and health ministry of the risk to public health…Took it back to the bar saying it was undrinkable was offered to order another drink…..at a charge…. On top of everything the size of the drinks vs. Price is laughable. For the price here you get twice the size glass in Soho in London. I hope you make a good use of the £14 you took from us for the “drinks” we have been served….Service score -100. Great place, good trashy music - but absolute joke when it comes to drinks and it’s a bar…….

Security guard was very nice and advised us to go to Bar POP to watch the England game as they weren't showing, but we came back here and had a good dance!

The bouncer said my shorts were too "sporty" so I couldn't go in. They weren't actually sports shorts but he rubbed them and said they felt like sports material. Hilarious!