The Club Houston

As a neighbor in the neighborhood , would you all take care of the area around your property. You have a large amount of unsightly trash debris as of May 17th 2026 all over your property . Love having a business in the area however please do your part in keeping the neighborhood clean and nice for residents, visitors , your patrons and future businesses to come here.

The facility itself is great. It’s large and kept clean. You can either rent a locker or a private room. Staff was friendly when checking in. The steam room is huge and actually functional. The saunas on the other hand could be hotter. The dark rooms/maze is pretty good. There is plenty of space to navigate compared to other saunas. There is an outdoor pool and jacuzzi. The gym has some older equipment, but they’re adequate enough to get a good workout in.

As a world/US wide gay bathhouse hopper, this was my first time visit. The facility is very new, spacious, and the two-level layout is definitely nice. However, gays seemed to be fairly shy. It was rare to see people having sex in the public areas; most were just walking around, even in the darkroom. Activities took place in private rooms or cubicles. Even at 1 a.m. on a Friday night, it wasn't very busy. Also, renewals weren't allowed, and it didn't feel crowded or packed at all.

Not the best bath house I've been to, but it's the only one available in Houston. It's clean and relatively modern. If you go on the weekends you'll definitely have a good time. Can be somewhat dead during the week. Never go during the day unless you truly want to use the facilities and not be bothered.

As many other reviews have pointed out, the checkin stuff is unfriendly. The music way too loud, the corridors and the rooms smell of mold, towels are old and dingy, the sauna way too hot, as is the steam room. Patrons seem generally friendly, but this is really not worth the exorbitant entry price of $38.